Die, You Heretic!

Two men are standing on the Globe roundabout overpass in Nairobi, one is about to jump into the Nairobi River, and the other is trying to talk him out of it.

The man asks the jumper, “So are you a Christian or a Muslim or a Traditionalist or what?”

The jumper replies, “A Christian.”

The man says, “Small world, me too! Catholic or Protestant?”

The jumper answers, “Protestant.”

The man replies, “Me too! What fellowship?”

The jumper says, “Pentecostal.”

The man replies, “Me too! CITAM? Deliverance? Redeemed? Independent?”

The jumper answers, “Independent.”

The man replies, “Me too! AIPCA, NICA, Independent Pentecostal Fellowship?”

The jumper answers, “Independent Pentecostal Fellowship.”

The man replies, “Me too! Independent Pentecostal Fellowship of the Nairobi region or Independent Pentecostal Fellowship of Western region?”

The jumper answers, “Western Region.”

The man replies, “Me too! Independent Pentecostal Fellowship Western Region under Bishop Nuru or Independent Pentecostal Fellowship Western Region under Bishop Amani?”

The jumper answers, ” Independent Pentecostal Fellowship Western Region under Bishop Amani.”

The man then pushes the jumper off the bridge into the river and screams, “Die, heretic! You’re not from the true anointing!”